So, I’m taking a technology hiatus. That means no Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, and no phone. It’s just for a few days. I need to focus on a few things. It’s nothing personal but I will not be answering ANYONE. See you all in a bit (: ♥

I’m finally here and no one else is.

I h8 u guise

Alright guys, what chat do we use now?

I haven’t been on in forever

But I’m gonna be stopping by today

So everyone make sure they are there

I lube you all

jESUS WHO LET ME ON THE CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN WEBSITE

I AM GOING TO DIE

I WANT ALL OF THEM

GIVE ME ALL OF THE SHOES

BUT I CAN’T AFFORD THEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Daily reminder that my girlfriend is amazing.

Going to visit some of my AR4103 family and my bestfrandddddd

So I won’t be on for a bit

But I still love you all :D

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Pizza and Law & Order: SVU

So I got some blood work done today and the women taking my blood asked me if there was anyway I could be pregnant

When I LAUGHED at her, she seemed confused

She asked me when the last time I had sex was, cause even condoms aren’t 100%

I laughed again

Then she saw my “I <3 boobies” bracelet 

And the background on my phone

And she just kind of nodded and walked away

I think she figured it out

Daily reminder that my girlfriend is amazing.

If distance had a face,

I would punch it.

I am going to explode.

Sigh.

OHMYGOD

This is my bestfriend and I dressed as hipsters when we went to stalk the Glee cast. We ended up getting to drunk to record any more videos. Sigh. It’s still entertaining as fuck to watch tho.

(Source: adventuresatamadteaparty)