I see you checking my blog
I just want you to know
I miss you terribly
Even after all this time

totally forgot how many perks there were to having a girlfriend
she drew me a pretty picture today
and we went sex toy shopping
and she gave me cookies
like come on

people who know me both on the internet and in real life must be so confused
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
i fucking hate when i’m gone then tumblr fucking changes everything goddammit